Sunday 15 June 2008

New house, Old stuff, Same middle finger.

Usually, when you have a best friend from the opposite gender someone PREDICTABLY likes the other person.
IN MOVIES! ALL THE TIME!
if they dont BECOME a couple, at least ONE person falls in love with another. they dont say so, cus their SCARED their relationship might end BAD.

Oh god. I watch and read to many romance novels.

Im like seriously about to cry. they lost the boxes where i put all my clothes in, i packed my "going out" clothes in a suitcase and brought it with me. so practically im wearing jeans and a dress at home.
I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A TOWEL AFTER I TOOK A BATH!
THE BATHROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE WINDOW!
THE WINDOW IS OPPOSITE THE PRIMARY SCHOOL'S SECOND FLOOR STAFF BATHROOM!!!
AND THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS ARE DRILLING HOLES ON THE WALL SO THAT MY DAD CAN HANG HIS STUFF!! IT IRRITATES MY EAR DRUMS!!
hypothetically speaking, I CANT HEAR PROPERLY.
IM RUNNING OUT OF BRAS CUS WE CANT START WASHING CLOTHES NOW.
THE HOUSE IS SO CROWDED WITH ALL THE FURNITURE AND SHARP STATUES.
EVERYTIME I GO TO THE FIRST FLOOR THEN BACK UP AGAIN, MY FEET ARE COVERED IN DUST.
THE DUST IS GIVING ME HEADACHES.
THEY HAVE GAY LAMPS HANGING FROM THE WALL.
THEY HAVE BILLIONS OF STEPS.
THEY DONT HAVE WOODEN RAILS ON THE STAIRS SO I CANT SLIDE DOWN WITHOUT MY VAJAYJAY HURTING FROM THE METAL.
I DONT HAVE CURTAINS! THEY CAN SEE ALL THE NASTY STUFF I DO IN MY ROOM E.G. DRAW MOUSTACHES ON CHELSEA PLAYERS.
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH SOCKETS TO CHARGE MY I-POD! I USED THEM ALL CHARGING MY PHONE AND CAMERA! I ONLY HAVE 2 SOCKETS!! OUT OF THE 36 IN THE WHOLE HOUSE (I DONT HAVE EXTENSIONS)
I DONT HAVE ANY LONG MIRRORS!! I CANT SEE MY BIG BUTT!
I CANT SEEM TO REMEMBER WHERE I PUT MY PADS!!
I DONT THINK I PACKED MR. FUZZUMS AND HE'S ALL ALONE AND SCARED WITH ALL THE OTHER STUFFED TOYS!!!
I CANT FIND THE HIDDEN LOVE LETTERS I WAS MEANT TO SEND TO DAVID ARCHULETA!
I WROTE "I HATE THIS" IN STICKY NOTES ALL OVER MY ROOM - excuse me- ALL OVER MY DULL, UNEXCITING, STUPENDOUSLY BORING FREAKY DORM.
IM LISTENING TO DEPRESSING SONGS e.g. PIECE OF ME
IM ABOUT TO SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION 'CUS THE COLA SODAS ARE OUT OF STOCK!!
I HAVE NO CREDIT! NO FRIGGIN' CREDIT! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO LIVE?! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO SURVIVE 6 MONTHS IN THIS STATE PRISON?!

im doomed.

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